How to get out of a Spanking!

Disclaimer: The following is a real conversation that recently took place between my husband and I, and it details how to try to get out of a spanking in a playful way. Obviously, I wouldn’t recommend this on a regular basis, and I totally get that HOHs will likely hate this post. However, for the submissive partners reading this, you’re welcome.

Back story: For those of you who don’t know, I’ve been sick lately. Really sick. I’m (slowly) getting better, but I’ve definitely been more forgetful than usual. And then this happened..


I’m at the pharmacy and I get this text from my husband with a photo of my hair straightener being left on (for quite awhile..) and plugged in. Total oversight on my part…and a big “no no” in our marriage (because of the fire hazards, etc.).

So I realize where this conversation is heading and kindly point out to him that I’m sick, followed by a link to this post in case he forgot.  He then sends me a picture of the paddle (that I hate)…

So I send him a picture of pneumonia (except, for some reason, it didn’t show up right on his phone but it is this picture). You know, just to make sure he fully understands..and hey, sometimes confusion and forgetfulness can be a side effect! So, he takes the link I sent him earlier and quotes himself from the post. I hate when he does that. But, fine honey, if that’s how you want to do it..

You know your post also says that, right?


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is one reason why I love having this blog. Digging up old posts that he wrote and applying them to our situation now makes it always hard to argue with.

Oh, and for the record, I didn’t get spanked (but I did get punished..). So I guess that still counts as a victory!

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